J. Arnold Ross didn't say that line in 'Oil.'

Danny Cepero, 'keeper for the New York Red Bulls is buying. In the 83rd minute of tonight's win over the Supporters' Shield winning Columbus Crew, Cepero sent a strike of a free kick from 81 yards out, drinking Crew 'keeper Andy Gruenebaum's milkshake.

Blame it on the Giants Stadium turf, Gruene. Will Hesmer would have stopped it.

Cepero was making the first start of his MLS career, and only because regular Bulls backstop Jon Conway was busted for using the juice and suspended for 10 games. Damnable.

(MSG has a good thing going with the British announcer, too.)